An open letter to Steve Jobs…
February 25, 2008 – 9:23 pmDear Steve Jobs,
Please release new iMacs soon. My Dell is dying a slow and painful death. I would love to spend my year end bonus on one of your sleek, sexy machines.
Also, I <3 your mock turtleneck collection.
Respectfully,
Mike Leotta
8 Responses to “An open letter to Steve Jobs…”
dear mike,
no.
sincerely,
steve
p.s. they are much better than your sweaters
By nelson on Feb 25, 2008 - 9:41 pm
Wow, Nelson, way to be lazy and post under your own name. I mean the Internet isn’t exactly the toughest place to fake your identity.
By Wysz on Feb 25, 2008 - 9:56 pm
Dear Steve,
I appreciate your prompt response to my request. I do encourage you to reconsider your decision. My sound card crapped out last night, leaving my iTunes library audibly inaccessible.
Also, feel free to contact me directly next time instead of having Nelson post your response.
Regards,
Mike
By Mike on Feb 25, 2008 - 10:00 pm
try emailing steve@mac.com
see:
http://flickr.com/photos/williamspictures/113498132/in/pool-tuawrigs/
By Reid on Feb 25, 2008 - 10:08 pm
Hello, Mike. Namaste.
I’m sorry to hear that you, my unenlightened young grasshopper, have a Dell. I wouldn’t be surprised if Michael Dell got a weaker form of pancreatic cancer just to copy me.
While it is not our policy to comment on future products, I do want to point out that our current line of iMacs are our best iMacs yet, and are available now from the Apple Store online or at our nearest retail location. As for what the future holds, please do not believe any non-official news about Apple that you may read on the Internet. Those friggin’ bloggers often get it all wrong.
By Steve on Feb 25, 2008 - 10:20 pm
Dear Steve,
I hate you.
With love,
Mike
By Mike on Feb 25, 2008 - 10:42 pm
Dear Mike,
But I still love you.
Steve.
By Steve on Feb 25, 2008 - 10:54 pm
Dear Mike,
We have halted production on the iMac to focus on our new project, the iTurtleneck.
All your neckwarmth are belong to us.
Truly yours,
Steve
By Steven on Feb 25, 2008 - 11:08 pm